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I am the king of poo!

All poos will bow to me

I am The Lord of the lavatory

Faeces is my loyal servant

Turds to me shall be observant

By my royal decree

A lake of shit and pee

Ancient bloodline of my crown

Kneel before the prince of brown

I am the king, the king of poo

Everyone does what I tell them to do

Jump into the toilet, devour a turd

Obey my word

For I am the king of poo

Chosen by the ancient gods

To lay down my regal logs

Commoners devour my shits

Smear it on their peasant tits

I am the king, the king of poo

Everyone does what I tell them to do

Jump into the toilet, devour a turd

Obey my word

For I am the king of poo