My name is Chris Bowes, get out of my way Soil is forming, and poo's on the way I'm dripping with sweat and my pulse is racing rivers of poo flood the Amazon basin Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! São Paulo beware, your airport's not safe I ate too many tacos now my insides are raped I rush to the toilet but I've run out of time My pants just filled up with anal grime Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil!