I Wanna Eat Somebody's Poo Lyrics


You say you don't wanna run and hide

A face that no-one knows

And everyone ya meet, you're gonna show (your bum)

You're nobody's slave, nobody's chains can hold your poo

You hold your ass up high,

And do a poo

Oh, you just got to poo

Up high where the whole world's watchin you

Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby

To cry out

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

You say you don't wanna starve

Or take the chocolate plops that fall

You don't wanna beg or plead at all

You don't want no nine to five

Your fingers up your hole

You don't want to shit out bloody stones

Oh, you just got to poo

Up high where the whole world's watchin you

Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby

To cry out

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

I want a shitty arse and dirty pants

Lotsa fresh cornhole

I will live in shit and dine on stains

I'm NEVER growing old

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

I wanna eat somebody's

Eat somebody's poo

I'm gonna eat some jobby

I'm gonna eat some jobby