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I like big butts and I can not lie

All you other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Swollen, rotund, invert, colon

Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus

Gluteus! Maximus!

Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers

Gluteus! Maximus!

Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers

Gluteus! Maximus!

Largest muscle in the body,

Biceps/triceps just a folly!

A gift from god, his greatest creation,

Squeezing out drops of pure elation

Swollen, rotund, invert, colon

Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus

Gluteus! Maximus!

Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers

Gluteus! Maximus!

Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers

Gluteus!

Curdling and dripping it's coming for you

Unbearable stench of gelatinous poo!

Aeons of grease lines the inside of bum,

Prune juice undoing the protective seal

Torn asunder the shield is gone

The floodgates unleashed with a furious feral plop

Gluteus! Maximus!