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I cross the seas to far off Peru

To dine on exquisite Aztec poo

His chocolate plops are quite divine

Like Montezuma's anal grime

I would do anything for poo!

I would cross oceans

I would journey through darkest jungles

For it's sweet nutty taste

Meanwhile back in rural Japan

I devour the shit of a samurai man

Delicate notes of pure umami

Engulfs my tongue like a brown tsunami

Travelling the world, looking for poo

Exotic flavors, nothing else will do

In search of rare delights, steaming plates of gourmet shite

If I don't get my five a day, I think I'm gonna go insane

Kenyan turds are quite the treat

Us gourmands know what's good to eat

These Africans are savage chaps

But happily I devour their craps

Succulent nuggets of epicurean faeces tantalize my palate!

Travelling the world, looking for poo

Exotic flavors, nothing else will do

In search of rare delights, steaming plates of gourmet shite

If I don't get my five a day, I think I'm gonna go insane

I met a man of Prussian stock

His shit was black and hard as rock

This delicacy caused no fear

I washed his poo down with a dark beer

Travelling the world, looking for poo

Exotic flavors, nothing else will do

In search of rare delights, steaming plates of gourmet shite

If I don't get my five a day, I think I'm gonna go insane