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Behold, pathetic mortals! My masterpiece is now complete!

I have constructed

A myriad network of subspace gateways

Each one a triumph of galactic engineering

An astral pipeline through cosmic relativity

Yet their cargo a sinister load

For at the end of each a wormhole opens

Inside the rectal passage of all living creatures

The greatest faecal corridor known to all creation

My motives - diabolical

My intellect - astronomical!

Meanwhile on an anonymous moon

Orbiting the planet Saturn

I have constructed the chamber of your incarceration

Wherein you are strapped to a medical table

You are not the first victim

Merely the latest in an endless line

Of subjects of my experimentation

You cannot begin to comprehend

The importance of my science

So please lie back and enjoy

The horror that awaits you

I am the poo progeny of Newton!

I am the scatological disciple of Einstein!

I am the faecal neophyte of Hawking!

I am a god made flesh!

With engineering skills beyond the ken of mortal men

I open a wormhole in your esophagus

Interlinked with the myriad astral gateways

A final genius moment of mathematics

And the subspace floodgates open

The entire multiverse shits itself into your throat!