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My girl text messages me every hour

My girl text messages me in the shower

She pushes the buttons on the phone

One message received I'm not alone

Four bars since I’m near a cellphone tower

She had a blackberry

Motorola Razr

White chocolate

Motorola Krzr

The Pantech C300's okay

But then she got an upgrade and threw it away

Beep boop

Beep beep beep beep boop

Beep beep beep beep boop

Beep beep beep beep beep

Boop boop beep boop boop boop ring ring

She's got a mouth but she only needs her fingers

There’s other things I could say about her fingers

Her brain can't handle the apple iPhone

I have to admit she's got a sweet ringtone

Why is that her smellphone always lingers

She had a blackberry

White Motorola Razr

White Chocolate

Motorola Krzr

Nokia 6102

Kyocera phones will break on you

Blackberry

Motorola Razr

White chocolate

Motorola Krzr

The Pantech C300's okay

But then she got an upgrade and threw it away