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(Frankly, Seaman Staines, I don't give a damn)

Put an opening shot across your bows

Got tunnel vision, hmm, pull the sheets in now

Let 'em flap, oh, let 'em rip

This man o' war gonna sink your ship

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release till you're deep down inside

Davy Jones gonna keep your bones

No monkey business, now you're on your own

Turn your stern and cover me

We're rolling swell, just an old sea dog like me

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five

Seaman Staines is down below

Torpedoes loaded, he's ready to go

Wait to discharge, waiting to release

I see where the bones came up from below

Gonna blow you midships

Gonna dive tonight

There's no release when you're deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five

Come on, come on

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Yeah! Dive! Dive! Dive!

Come on, babe! Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sinking slow

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Sinking deep

Dive! Dive! Dive!

No muff too tuff

We dive at five

(Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged)