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Don't put that weed in your mouth, boy

Take that sweet young thing off your lap

If you survive this antisocial behaviour

You're going to have to face a long-term prison rap

It's illegal

It's immoral

It's unhealthy

But it's fun

It's illegal

It's immoral

It's unhealthy

But it's fun

Don't put your foot down too far now

And don't this way you want not to mess

Either your health or society's protector

Is going to catch up with you one day, boy

It's illegal

It's immoral

It's unhealthy

But it's fun

It's illegal

It's immoral

It's unhealthy

But it's fun

(Solo)

It's illegal

It's immoral

It's unhealthy

But it's fun (x 8)