The modern writer is poised at his desk And he writes of the year 1099. He’s got to be sure that his language is clear As he uses the words of the time If he stumbles and falls the page will tell it all The characters slip out of bounds The lies are obvious Mistakes are clear. And the reader puts it down Blonde and blue eyes are poised on the bed And she tells of the pain in her mind She’s got to be sure that her language is clear And that she uses the words of her time If she stumbles and falls her face will show it all. Her characters slip out of bounds The lies are obvious. Mistakes are clear And the reader puts it down And it’s imagination that’s waiting for you A tough, tough fabrication And the words are untrue (Chorus) You’re a liar Don’t tell the truth You’re a liar I can’t count on you The modern writer is poised at his desk and he writes of the year 1099. He’s got to be sure that his language is clear as he uses the words of the time. If he stumbles and falls, the page will tell it all The characters slip out of bounds The lies are obvious Mistakes are clear. And the reader puts it down And it’s imagination that’s waiting for you A tough, tough fabrication And the words are untrue (Repeat Chorus)