I wrote a song The best in the world It's so fast, you can't hear any errors But there's plenty in here if you listen hard enough This is a song The best in the world The best song that you'll ever hear This is a song A song to remember If you have an attention span of naught at least This is a song about the downfall of humanity as we know it What in buddha's-bum-fucking-fuck did I just listen to? You call this music? I paid $2.49 of good, hard earned money working for the man, only to find I paid for this dog shit Where the fuck is the artistry nowadays?! I want my fucking refund, Apple! Right fuckin' now!