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So, you have reached the end of the album

This is usually the part where a ten minute silence occurs

Unfortunately, we cannot afford to put a ten minute song on streaming services, so you're just gonna have to make do.

But I digress.

Thank you all very much for listening-

Hey-hey-HEY! I'm not finished yet!

Sorry about that. Anyway-

Hey! HEY!

You turn that fucking racket off this instant!

Sorry...

Now, I would like to thank my guests-

HEY!

SERIOUSLY!

C'MON, THIS IS MY ALBUM! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!

I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS TO MY GRANDMA FOR HER BIRTHDAY!

Hey, sorry Grandma! They just started playing this noise without warning.

I promise you next year I won't be a disappointment!

Ugh. Who am I kidding? No one's gonna listen to this.