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Hey, it's me again.

Ya didn't... ya didn't let me finish off before,

so I thought I'd finish off now.

So that fuckin' pasta that I made, it gave me bowel cancer.

I don't how the fuck I got it, but apparently that's it

It hurts a bit when I shit, but I can thru the workin' day fine

Funny story, so I told me Mum bout it and she had a heart attack

Nah nah, a literal heart attack.

She fully died and everything.

Musta been a fuckin' crackup, I guess.

So I'm getting ready right now to go to her funeral.

Well, actually, I'm already here.

Theres a bunch of cryin' people here totally ruinin' the vibe right now

At least they're all wearin' black.

That's pretty metal, right?

Uhh- moral of the story is, don't eat pasta.