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Sitting by my window, filled with glee

Waiting for a big box to come to me

Mailman pulls in and my heart skips a beat

Leaves the box at my door and I jump to my feet

I bring it inside, but the box has a large dent

It better not be broke, this cost me a month's rent

I open up the package with my husky head inside

But once I pulled it out and looked, I nearly died

Torn off ears and punched in eyes

Glued on fur keeps falling off

Broken zipper will not work

This is not fair

I feel defeated, weak and confused

I didn't realize I've been used

Scammers lurk and lure you in

I'll never make that mistake again