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There's a pizza party in room forty-three

I'm getting very hungry, I need the pizza in me

No time to change, got to stay in suit

I know this party is gonna be a hoot

I speed to the room, displaying great power

I see the pizza, and i'm ready to devour

The head comes off and I pick up a slice

Then something happens and my heart turns to ice

To my horror and shock, the slice flops down

Everyone gasps, it was heard all around town

The cheese and sauce falls right on my fur

Now I feel like committing murder

The fur on my stomach is stained with red

Emotions flood my mind, I feel mostly dread

The stain will linger, for a day or even five

A furry's worst nightmare has finally come alive