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They'll befriend you, that's what they do

They'll obligate you, that's what they do

They leech from you, that's what they'll do

Then sabotage your social circle, that's what they do

Bongxiety

I have Bongxiety

I have Bongxiety

Do you have Bongxiety too?

They hook you, that's what they do

Then you'll deal the goods, that's what you'll do

They visit you, that's what they do

Payment is overdue, what will you do?

Oh no!