Down by the waves on the beaches of brull He sips a cool minty drink in the sun And nods politely at the pretty girls Beach day for the wizard has come His robes have been tailored down And the tip of his nose turns pink As the tides push further up the shore He dabbles in the shallows with the minnows And the sand is warm and inviting And the water is cool and clear This is a place of relaxation Leave your worries while you’re here Sitting back to light his pipe Contentment adorns him He feels a growing appetite And waves down a passing skewer vendor The wizard tries his hand at beach volleyball He doesn’t have a serve but he means well Found that he had a talent for tossing boules And sculpting sandcastles moat and all Sunset on the water is delightful A crab scurries off with a prize crumb He watches as couples mutter furtively And feels full rejuvenation