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The parking lot

and the interstate

Too many times

have been spoiled

By humans spilling BBQ sauce

Covering fries and coleslaw

Too many times

the birds have been covered

By the Colonel's Secret

Recipe

But now, all is in place

They're all prepared... for revenge!

Fueled by hatred and resentment

Their wish:

Exterminate mankind

Kentucky Fried Seagulls