Flat Stanley Lyrics


Crushed by a bulletin board

Don't know where his bones are stored

Easily slips under your door

Here again and he's looking to score

Flat Stanley

Charges towards me

4ft tall, 1ft wide

1/2 inch thick with lifeless eyes

Hollywood or outer space

Stanley's always giving chase

Flat Stanley

Charges towards me

Flat Stanley

Cannibalistic tendencies

Flat Stanley

Charges towards me

Flat Stanley

Cannibalistic tendencies