Happily Married Lyrics


Getting married is not for me

the ball and chain, ill never be free.

A nagging wise, a screaming child

feed the kid, my brains running wild.

Fucked up bad, now i must pay

married to a bitch, I should've been gay.

An extra mouth to feed, this is what i don't need.

Give me a vasectomy!

This is not the life for me

gotta get out, gotta be free

I'm happily married

Known her since, i was young

thought of marriage, thought it would be fun.

I grew tired, I got bored

same old girlfriend, I just wanted to bone.

This is not the life for me

gotta get out, gotta be free

I'm happily married

Big mistake, I told her I loved her

now I wish I was buried six feet under.

Now I'm stuck living in a house

I don't like being considered a spouse.

I'm not in love anymore

sign the papers, and I'll get a divorce

Never again will I make the same mistake like before.

Getting married is not for me

the ball and chain, ill never be free.

A nagging wise, a screaming child

feed the kid, my brains running wild.