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There's peace, and then there's peace of mind

Her life was like a cherry pie

I really loved her, yes I really loved her

Took her into the backyard and sliced her into peices

Took the peices to the kitchen, put them in a pot

Turned the oven to 450, now she's nice and hot-

For me!

A little dash of pepper, a little dash of salt

She didn't love me, but it's not my fault-

You see!