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The bars are closing down - but I still want a beer

And the bitch I tried to score is no longer here

Now I realize the fun I just missed

I guess tonight will be just me and my fist

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My first is my best friend

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My friend until the end

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My dick is never down

5-Knuckle Shuffle - I'm gonna punch my clown

An empty sack and sore dick make me relaxed

Some time I wonder if I'm really obsessed

With pussy on my mind and my dick in my hand

Shut the fuck up bitch - You just don't understand

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My first is my best friend

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My friend until the end

5-Knuckle Shuffle - My dick is never down

5-Knuckle Shuffle - I'm gonna punch my clown

We motherfuckers will not stop to please ourselves when we're lonely

use look in my eyes and you'll know me

I cannot be cured , it's no use

But who needs bitches if you can ....JERK OFF!