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I work at the deli, just across the street from you

A wonderful place, that serves up maggotbeef and wormstew

Here you can find all kinds of great meat,

I have some carving to do so please take a seat

Would you like a kidney with your bladder-sandwich??

I can make it quickly, just in a pinch

The rotting smell makes this place fucking rule,

You gotta see the back, it's like a massive blood-pool

Chorus:

The slaughter special, get it while it's hot!!!

Fresh arms and legs cut up and cooked in a pot

The slaughter special, mmm warm and tender,

Bloody bits carved out and splattered in a blender!!!