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It appeared out of thin air,

A cursed theatre playing movies that were rare

"Almost Human", "The Devil inside Her", "Forced Entry",

the most depraved flix that were once just a memory

it stinks of urine, booze, and popcorn

while the projector cranks out

twisted horror and sleaze-porn

"Cannibal Girls" and "Meatcleaver Massacre" are playing

tonight, fucked my girl in the bathroom

and then grabbed a bite

Chorus:

Trapped in here like fools,

This place has no rules,

Bottom of the barrel is such a treat,

We rule the night- at The Last Grindhouse on 666th Street!!!

Bone-crushing action double features,

Exploitation, axe-whacking and alien creatures

No, we're not crazy - we don't give two shits

Bet out of the way, you're blocking the Goretits

Triple-X roughies, eurotrash and gore,

We never want to leave, put a lock on the door

Slashers, backwoods terror, and roller derby chicks,

We love'em cheap and get pissed when they're slick