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Cindy was just a "metal chick",

dressed like a slut, pretended to be "sick"

She listened to Venom, Slayer,

and Frightmare

owned them all on vinyl

because it was "rare"

In school she fucked all the boys

Breaking their hearts was one of her joys

At night she'd go to all the local shows,

smoked dope, drank beer,

and continued to pose

The distro table had LP's on sale,

this bitch would never

order through the mail

The seller split to take a leak,

while Cindy grabbed

and stole the new Blood Freak

She hung out more

and snorted lines of coke,

gave blowjobs and received a good poke

Unaware of the danger ahead,

soon Cindy would be just a puddle of red

Back at home to spin the Blood Freak LP,

playing with herself while tripping on LSD

Turkey Monster visions

dancing in her brain,

Cindy starts freaking and going insane

Out of her mind

she plays the record backwards,

the sound summons Satan

right out of her innards

She falls to the floor, her entrails blasted

Satan has come

to eat some fucking acid!

666 is his number,

the king of all evil is here

He lives by his own rules,

while you all live in fear

Human souls are a treat,

but nothing beats a good trip

Get him some god damn acid,

or someone's face he will rip