Stomach is cramping Need some relief Lift up the lid and sit down on the seat Barrage of butt mud I prepare to unload Ruthless attack on your helpless commode! Water keeps rising Plunging the hole Torrent of turds keep escaping the hole Remains of my victims are clogging the tubes Guest bathroom's that way, if its "number two"... Make sure you don't flush! Make sure you don't flush! Make sure you don't flush!