Don't Flush! Lyrics


Stomach is cramping

Need some relief

Lift up the lid and sit down on the seat

Barrage of butt mud

I prepare to unload

Ruthless attack on your helpless commode!

Water keeps rising

Plunging the hole

Torrent of turds keep escaping the hole

Remains of my victims are clogging the tubes

Guest bathroom's that way, if its "number two"...

Make sure you don't flush!

Make sure you don't flush!

Make sure you don't flush!