Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys Part II - Things a French Person Would Never Say Lyrics


(Clips taken from Mock The Week)

[Al Murray:]

"You're English? 'Ow nice to meet 'yeu"

[Frankie Boyle:]

"Of course, it looked 'opeless, but we kept fighting"

[Rory Bremner]

"And we throw that part of the animal away"

[Frankie Boyle:]

"I've just bought a wonderful little holiday home in the south of Birmingham"