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I'm the cunt who has a lot to say

I'm the cunt that shouldn't say half of what I do

I'm the cunt who just can't fucking lie

I'm the cunt who probably hates you

I'm the cunt that'll end it all

I'm the cunt that'll shut this up

I'm the cunt that'll fuck the world

I'm the cunt that'll wipe the slate clean

This is where it all goes wrong

I'm the cunt that trouble seems to find

I'm the cunt who stole your drugs that time

I'm the cunt who kicks the shit out of emos

I'm the cunt who laughs about it the next day

I'm the cunt who fucked the mother of your child

I'm the cunt who waited til you were in iraq

I'm the cunt who wrote a song about it

I'm the cunt who would do it again

How can I help fucking up

When it's so damn easy

How can I not give in to the temptation

To be a remorseless asshole?

I'm the cunt that'll shut this down

I'm the cunt that just shut you up

I'm the cunt that'll just say no

I'm the cunt that'll tell you I said so

How can I help fucking up

Just one more sweet sensitive time

How can I not give in to the temptation

To be one monumental motherfucker

I'm not sure where I'm going with this

But I think the bottom half of me is on fire

I fucking told you

I'm the cunt that will wipe the slate clean

For each and every one of us

It is not going to be pretty

But it is going to sting

I can't help fucking up

Cos it's so damn easy

How can I not give into another chance

To be a remorseless asshole?

I just can't help it

But at least I can sit back and smile

At least I can accept it

I make no qualms about it motherfucker