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Rambling through my forest of limbs

I came across a Christian child

Gathering it up I went along

To put it in my pot

Hungry as I was with only midgets for food

I cracked open a jewbeer and said

‘I will eat well tonight!’

I didn’t how right I was

Because to my utter delight

I found another baby soon,

Unchristened and ripe

Slotting it into my sack I went along my way

Humming a merry hummppa tune

And revelling in the day

I heard a wailing up above and delightfully I saw

Two sobbing Christian parents

Their eyes were red raw

Thinking this day couldn’t get more fun

I asked them what was wrong

‘We’ve only gone and lost our kids’

The foolish woman moaned

I said ‘oh yes I think I know

Where your bairns may be!

I found them crawling in the woods

And took them home with me!

They’re sleeping in their little cots

Back in my cottage warm

I’ve gone and made them safe and dry

Come, I’ll take you all!'

So merrily we trotted off

Them prattling their thanks

They didn’t know that in my sack

Their little shits were dank

Wandering along the way

We stopped to take a drink

Out crawled baban number one

My bleeder’s heart did sink

He said ‘You’ve got our little babes

Tied up in that bag’

So I cracked the pair over the head

And overcame this snag

Slinging them on my bleeder’s back

I carried on my way

Humming a merry hummppa tune

And revelling in the day

Returning to my little hut

I stooped to make a fire

And boiling water in my pot

The flames danced ever higher

Slinging in the dirty fucks

I danced myself a jig

'De ska saltas, de ska kokas'

Happy little stig

So feasting on the rotten bones

In salty god-fucked glee

I praised the stormlords high above

A bleeder I shall be

‘To gnaw on christians is my goal

I find it hard to see

A better life there is

This life’s the life for me!'