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It's not about you, no, it's all about

What you've got,

It doesn't really matter just as long

As you've got a lot,

A ding-bat, spoiled brat

Who wants a free ride,

Diet pills, silicone and

Peroxide

You're so high maintenance

You know size matters when it

Comes to the size of you're wallet,

Another high-class welfare scam

That's what you could call it,

A big house, credit cards

A Mercedes-Benz,

A Lilly-white cover for your

Black, secret sins,

You're so high maintenance

A superficial heart

Is bound to take you far,

When it's given to a man

Who drives a luxury sports car,

Your appetite for finer things

Just keeps getting bigger,

Disguised as a hot-looking blond

You're just a cold-blooded gold-digger,

And you're high maintenance

Latches on to her prey with

Such seductive skill,

Armed with pristine charm

And looks that could kill,

A make-up, cover girl

A video vamp,

A high-priced, elitist bitch

A two-bit tramp

You're so high maintenance