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Yes, I’ve heard the tale myself too

Of that masked guy

Round a campfire, in the dark

Shared just to terrify

All the stories told, don't believe a word

A made-up, shameless yarn

Just fictional lies, to startle and fright

All the younger minds

Come hike with me, my darling

Hold tight to me, don't worry

The woods are charming

So lovely and deep

Follow me, this is my promise to keep

We're alone, don't be afraid, there's no one here at all

Sure that I feel you, tremble in fear

I know you’re scared, but keep trusting me

The noises you think you've heard from behind

Are just in your mind

With a slash of machete, your bowels explode

Then I feel the blade cut my neck to the bone

We lay on the ground in a puddle of blood

Damn, I was wrong

Come die with me, my darling

Right next to me, I'm sorry

The woods were charming, so lovely and deep

I made a promise that I couldn't keep

We're both cold, the masked one has slaughtered us