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Hellhammer is gay

Tom J Warrior has Down syndrome

That's why he plays so fucking slow, whoa

Kreaotr have AIDS and Autism

Fuck 'em

Keltik Frosst is for posers and faggots

Suck my Dick

None of them have the balls

To sing in High Pitch Vocals

Like King Diamond, who rocks

(yes, he rocks)

1,2,3,4

Mid Tempo is For Faggots