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Lookout, it’s Drunk-In-The-Morning Man!, He’s come to save the day

Just watch out til 12pm when he turns into Rat-Shit Man!

Lookout, it’s Drunk-In-The-Morning Man!

What a great way to start the day

Just watch out til 12pm when he’ll turn into Rat-Shit Man!

The day started out with a different plan,

As Let’s-Have-a-Quiet-One-At-Home-Tonight Man,

Then Dr Just-a-Couple came knocking at the door

Good intentions out the window, pants on the floor

By 7am it’s spirits straight and ten times round the story

One good spew to clear some room , who the fuck invited Lawry?

And we all know what will happen when you don’t stick to the plan

The sun comes up, the chickens wake,

Lookout, it’s drunk in the morning man!