You think I’m just a loser but the loser is you You say I’m good for nothing and believe it to be true You’ve got a job and all the money just like dear old dad and mummy But look around, what do you see? Just pain, agony and misery You think I’m a slob, a fucking useless blob The things that I do don’t matter to you Pull your head out your arse, find a mirror real fast You’ll see the loser is you there’s nothing you can do Your life is cold and empty just like your soul New house, new car, new smartphone this game’s getting old Trade in your personality for something more warm and bubbly Fool the ants but you can't fool me beneath your skin’s still fuck ugly You think I’m a slob, a fucking useless blob The things that I do don’t matter to you Pull your head out your arse, find a mirror real fast You’ll see the loser is you there’s nothing you can do You think I’m a slob, a fucking useless blob The things that I do don’t matter to you Pull your head out your arse, find a mirror real fast You’ll see the loser is you there’s nothing you can do Every time I fucking sneeze I accidentally pee (piss) My life is not a dream It’s a nightmare I can’t leave Every time I fucking sneeze I accidentally pee My life is not a dream It’s a nightmare I can’t leave Every time I fucking sneeze I accidentally pee My life is not a dream It’s a nightmare I can’t leave Every time I fucking sneeze I accidentally pee My life is not a dream It’s a nightmare I can’t leave Every time I fucking sneeze I accidentally pee My life is not a dream It’s a nightmare I can’t leave