Concubine, The Bio

We are THE CONCUBINE. We invented dinosaurs and AIDS. Yes, we were the first to make fire by utilizing the simple attributes of two squirrels and a nailgun. We solved the rubix cube before the idea was conceived. We fashioned Mt Everest with the hammer of Thor after an oddly peaked mound of peanut butter. We are all flounder, trapped in the bodies of humans. Dave has a beard.

"The Concubine is an intricate, melodic death metal band that molds techincally melodic, groove, and crushing riffs into a brutal killing machine that will draw you in and devour you thoroughly and uniquely." - For fans of The Black Dahlia Murder, The Red Chord, Arsis, and Between the Buried and Me