10. Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
9. I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
8. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
7. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
6. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid
5. You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag
4. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach
3. I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
2. The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
1. I Snuck A Retard into a Sperm Bank
