Rose Funeral seeks new singer

Line-up issues continue to plague Rose Funeral as the group is now looking to replace the recently departed singer Tim Russel. According to the band, "We are looking for a singer that is actually dedicated to the band, will not run off and smoke weed every chance he gets, can help unload and load the trailer, won't bitch about simple tasks that a singer should do, can actually communicate with fans and bands, is not burnt out, and doesn't sleep 20+ hours a day." Additionally, candidates must be 18+, have stage presence, and be willing to tour.

In related news, Rose Funeral has officially announced the addition of guitar player Devin Shidaker to their line-up.