Name that Band

Name that Band

New fun-filled feature to kill time until the weekend. I am constantly asked by people 'is this a good name for my band?' and almost always, the answer is 'no!'
New fun-filled feature to kill time until the weekend. I am constantly asked by people 'is this a good name for my band?' and almost always, the answer is 'no!' Well I actually tell them it is the best band name since Def Leppard (I think that is one of the worst band names).

This game will work like this: I will throw out a scenario for a metal band and based on that information, it is your job to come up with a fitting band name. Top vote-getter wins some kind of prize. Today's secret ingredient: <b>Scientology</b>

Your job is to give me the best Scientologist metal band name you can think of in the comments.