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Top 10 Ugliest Metal Musicians

By Quentin Haigh & Jason Fisher

Today we salute the metal musicians that got hit with the ugly stick.

10. Tom Warrior – Celtic Frost Dude looks like an alien corpse or something.


9. Ian Hill - Judas Priest Going bald would definitely be an improvement over the skullet.


8. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher – Cannibal Corpse George is less ugly than terrifying. His gigantic head and enormous neck make him appear like a legitimate monster when growling on stage.


7. Devin Townsend – Strapping Young Lad Hate to pick on bald guys, but rocking a skullet is a one-way trip to uglydom. Devin would definitely benefit from a haircut.


6. Udo Dirkschneider - Accept Aside from being dwarf-like in height, Udo has a mug to go with his stature. Has the Joe Peschi look and thats not a good thing.


5. Mortiis - Mortiis Even without the prosthetic nose and face mask, Mortiis is one creepy guy.


4. Sam Totman – Dragonforce Admittedly this picture is a little unfair because he is making a face, but have you ever seen an Englishman look more like a dumbass redneck?


3. Lemmy – Motorhead Lemmy made it cool to be an ugly bastard


2. Billy Milano – SOD, MOD I found his picture under the category of fat, disgusting slob. And if Billy see's this, we really do love you, please don't kick my ass. BTW, Quentin picked you.


1. Steve Grimmett – Grim Reaper Not even fronting a metal band can help Steve with the ladies.