Marilyn Manson's Wedding Vows

Rumours are beginning to emerge about Marilyn Manson and his goth girl Dita Von Teese's forthcoming nuptials.

To be honest, we're disappointed.

We thought if you can rely on anyone for a gloriously gloomy gorefest, it'll be our Maz.

But the best the Count Dracula couple can come up with is exchanging blood instead of rings, according to the Sun.

"They felt that exchanging their life blood was a beautiful way of cementing their love, rather than slipping on a ring and giving each other a quick snog."

All our illusions are shattered.

That's sooo Angelina Jolie circa 1996.

And apparently even bloody brides want to look their best on the big day:

"Vivienne Westwood's designing my dress and I'll obviously have Agent Provocateur underwear on with a 16-inch corset for Marilyn's pleasure," Dita Teeses.

What? You mean they even have normal sex?

SOURCE: MEGASTAR