| # | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Take a Deep Breath and Hold It for the Duration of This Album Because It'll Be More Enjoyable Than Listening to It
|
00:01 |
| 2 |
Flat Earth Fuckwit
|
01:00 |
| 3 |
Eternal Cotton Pony Ride
|
00:21 |
| 4 |
Your Boyfriend Has a Micro-Penis
|
01:01 |
| 5 |
Five and Drive
|
00:16 |
| 6 |
You Don't Believe in the Theory of Evolution So I Hope the Theory
|
00:27 |
| 7 |
Does Anybody Really Need a Drummer?
|
01:20 |
| 8 |
Your Gag Reflex Is Shit
|
01:00 |
| 9 |
Priapism Picnic
|
01:00 |
| 10 |
Punched Round the Back of the Head So You Can't See the Bruising
|
00:26 |
| 11 |
Free Sexual Assault With Every Haircut
|
01:00 |
| 12 |
Mega Karen
|
01:27 |
| 13 |
Please, Tell Me More About Your Boring Life
|
01:32 |
| 14 | 00:45 | |
| 15 |
Mourning Wood
|
01:20 |
| 16 |
Fucking for Benefits
|
01:00 |
| 17 |
Lolita Express: Under 16's Fly Free
|
00:48 |
| 18 |
Phillip Schofield Is a Fucking Nonce
|
01:00 |
| 19 |
Chris Benoit's Family Values
|
01:10 |
| 20 | 01:00 | |
| 21 |
Harold Fish 'N' Chipman
|
01:00 |
| 22 |
You Act Like Butter Wouldn't Melt, Bitch
|
00:45 |
| 23 |
Repetitive Strain Injury Through Self Abuse
|
01:00 |
| 24 | 01:20 | |
| 25 |
Bottom Feeding Scammers
|
01:00 |
| 26 |
Cerebral Ballsdeep
|
00:19 |
| 27 |
Unidentified Flying Geezer
|
01:05 |
| 28 |
I Look Forward to Reading All About Myself in Your Suicide Note
|
00:47 |
| 29 |
In Case You Missed It
|
01:08 |
| 30 |
Thoughts and Prayers Do Fuck All
|
01:02 |