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XUL Check in From Winnipeg

Xul has checked in from the road with the following update:

"We just arrived in Hearst and all I can say is there are some really long and boring drives thus far. Skeletonwitch killed it in Winnipeg. Some chick left a hilarious note to them (I shall attach the picture of it below). After Winnipeg, we had a few days off so we went camping for a few days in Ontario. Xul

It reminded me of BC a lot, except there wasn't any mountains around. I couldn't believe the sun hadn't fully set till after 11pm. The mosquitoes are vicious there. They messed us up good for our show in Thunderbay. Striker played like champs and we also had a consensus that it was the best we played on tour thus far. There was a super drunk guy at the show who I sold a shirt to. Making a used car salesman look like an infant! However, I do feel a bit grimy after doing that, haha. So now we are streamlining to Montreal to hang with our good friend Tessie. She's letting us crash at her place so that's gonna be a nice change. We play there on Thursday so we want to get there a bit early and experience the essence of Montreal: poutines and cheap beer!! Until next time."

The note to Skeletonwitch reads "Hey, Skeletonwitch, how about you let real fans on stage and not whores who do nothing but wiggle their ass around. Just sayin. Bitch couldn't hold her own. I am 75 pounds and five feet tall and can do better than that bitch!"