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It takes balls, really big balls to go out in public sporting a speedo. Do you want to know what takes bigger balls? A dude that wears a mankini.

With 70,000 Tons of Metal now over, pictures, videos, and countless 'you had to be there' stories are emerging from gauntlet scribe Brutal Brandy. One of those tales, the legendary belly flop contest. (see pictures below).

Brandy states "The Belly Flop contest was exactly what all the ladies of the cruise had waited days for! We drooled as 6 manly men sacrificed their bellies to the Metal Gods in order to entertain us all and one did so in the most epic of swim attire... the MANKINI! While it looked painful, each contestant did his best to wow us with his ability to crack thunder on water with their rotund awesomness!"

70,000 tons belly flop contest