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Brutal Brandy Checks In From 70,000 Tons Of Metal

We sent Brutal Brandy to 70,000 Tons of Metal and she has finally checked in with the following update:

"Well Friends I survived the 3rd Annual 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise!
Never have I felt as close to metal music as I did aboard the Majesty of the Sea. It felt as though I was spending each night in my own mega concert with 2000 of my closest friends from 54 different countries. Hot chicks, brutal dudes and epic musicians blending together to make this the most fantastic concert I have ever attended. There's so much I have to share with you all. I want to show you how much this cruise proved to me that no matter where you come from or who you are, be it a musician or fan, there is a bond formed that only a cruise like this can make. I WILL go again next year and every year I can. I walked off that ship today with mixed feelings; happiness over having had the time of my life and sadness that it had to end. I will bring you interviews, videos and pictures all next week so that you can understand why you must attend the 2014 cruise! It will light up your blackened metal hearts!

"Horns and Hugs my friends!"

70,000 tons of metal