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OMG, The Juggalos Are Procreating

This is just truly WTF. Over the weekend, ICP held its' annual The Gathering of the Juggalos at Cave-In-Rock in Illinois. A lot of people rip on ICP fans, or Juggalos as they are more affectionately known, for being young, inbred hillbillies. Turns out, they aren't all young. Below is an image from the weekends 'The Gathering' of a group of Juggalos running a train on a Juggalette, or is it Juggaho? At the front of the train is an 83 year old 'conductor' wearing a nice yellow jacket as he gets his jimmy whacked.

Now that it is all over, I guess all that is left is to play the 'is it herpes or gonorrhea' game. My guess is both.

Why is it that every fucked up situation has a dude wearing a Fear Factory shirt? Remember this guy?

I really like how patient the Juggalos are waiting for their turn. No pushing or shoving. They have some great manners. Mom should be proud. All aboard!!! WOOOO WOOOO!!!!!!!!