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Is There Any Reality TV Show Bret Michaels Won't Appear On?


Bret Michaels Bret Michaels is a reality TV whore. The aging Poison frontman has appeared on shows like Top Gear, D-List Celebrity Apprentice, Full Throttle Saloon, Miss Universe, Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp, Don't Forget The Lyrics, American Idol and the list goes on. In his latest Kardashian-esque plea for attention, Michaels did what all celebs do when their star begins to fade, they concoct a story about seeing dead people.

On June 25, Michaels starred on Biography Channels 'Celebrity Ghost Stories.' "I believe I've absolutely, for sure, seen an apparition in my life" stated Bret Michaels. "I felt the presence of someone come up and put their hands on my shoulders. It was a warm feeling. It was almost like a friend. I turn around, it was my grandma."

I imagine the call from Bret's agent went something like this:
Agent: Bret, have you seen a ghost?
Bret: No, why?
Agent: The only reality show you haven't done yet called and wanted to know.
Bret: Do they pay more than scale?

I am sure he's already contacted Dr. Drew about a stint on Celebrity Rehab for his addiction to reality tv so look for that soon.

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    June 28, 2011

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