Alestorm Frontman - "I'd love to stand up on a building above Manowar and just piss on them"

In a recent drunken interview with Alestorm frontman and keytarist, the topic veered off the path and onto the subject of Manowar. The inebriated Chris Bowes exclaimed "I'd love to stand up on a building above Manowar and just piss on them. I like Manowar but they are all douchebags. I have like ten Manowar albums but they are all douchebags. I have seen them live two times before and they always seem to give out awards to people. They spent like half the set talking and handing out these brass statues. It is fucking gay as shit. The Manowar awards are the lowest of the low. I have had a lot of nights getting drunk on tables and singing along to 'Kings of Metal' but who hasn't." You can check out an artists rendition below of what such an incident might look like.

Be sure to go out and buy Alestorm's latest album, "Back Through Time", which was released yesterday through Napalm Records.



Here are the confirmed dates and venues for ALESTORM supporting KAMELOT:

8.25.11 - Charlotte, NC @ The Casbah *Headlining
8.26.11 - Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade *w/Kamelot
8.27.11 - Springfield, VA @ Jaxx *w/Kamelot
8.28.11 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Trocadero *w/Kamelot
8.29.11 - Buffalo, NY @ Broadway Joe's *Headlining
8.30.11 - New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre *w/Kamelot
8.31.11 - Worcester, MA The Palladium *w/Kamelot
9.01.11 - Ottawa, ON @ Maverick's *Headlining
9.02.11 - Montreal, QC @ Club Soda *w/Kamelot
9.03.11 - Quebec City, QC @ Imperial De Quebec *w/Kamelot
9.04.11 - Toronto, ON @ Mod Club *w/Kamelot
9.05.11 - London, ON @ Mod Club *Headlining
9.06.11 - Cleveland, OH @ Peabody's *w/Kamelot
9.07.11 - Detroit, MI @ Blondie's *w/Kamelot
9.08.11 - Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge *w/Kamelot
9.09.11 - St Paul, MN @ Station 4 *w/Kamelot
9.12.11 - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon *w/Kamelot
9.13.11 - Portland, OR @ Peter's Room *w/Kamelot
9.14.11 - San Francisco, CA @ Slim's *w/Kamelot
9.15.11 - Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues *w/Kamelot
9.16.11 - Tempe, AZ @ Clubhouse *w/Kamelot
9.17.11 - Mexico City, MX @ Ciro Volador *w/Overkill, DRI
9.19.11 - Tulsa, OK @ The Marquee *Headlining
9.20.11 - Dallas, TX @ Trees *w/Kamelot
9.21.11 - Houston, TX @ Scout Bar *w/Kamelot
9.23.11 - Orlando, FL @ Firestone Club *w/Kamelot
9.24.11 - Tampa, FL @ Brass Mug *Headlining



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Jason Fisher    June 15, 2011