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GWAR announces special 'meat and beat' sessions


Oderus Urungus As GWAR's 25th Anniversary "Lust in Space" tour enters it second colossal month, GWAR, in an act of unassailable magnificence proclaims a series of special "Meat and Beat" sessions to be held at a select number of venues on the remainder of the tour.

Certain specially selected (selected by them paying) GWAR fans will be presented with a commemorative tour program that shall be autographed in their worthless human presence by all five band members. Fans will then have an opportunity to "Meat" the band, and be "Beaten" by them.

Regarding the "Meat and Beat" sessions, Oderus said "This is actually an opportunity for GWAR to take the time to personally express all of our appreciation to our loyal fans who have kept us rocking for 25 years. And then beat off all over them."

Here are the selected venues where the "Meat and Beat" sessions will take place:


Oct 31 Worcester , MA @ The Palladium
Nov 02 Toronto, ON @ Club Soda
Nov 14 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee City
Nov 16 Los Angeles, CA @ The House of Blues
Nov 24 San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Center
Nov 28 Spokane, WA @ The Knitting Factory
Nov 29 Seattle , WA @ The King Cat Theater
Nov 30 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
Dec 02 Edmonton, AB @ Edmonton Events Centre
Dec 03 Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall Ballroom
Dec 07 Chicago, IL @ The House of Blues
Dec 10 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
Dec, 12 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory

Head over to the GWAR merch booth to claim your spot.

And this, hot off the Slave Pit Presses: Oderus triumphantly announces his return to Fox News Red Eye with the ever-affable Greg Gutfeld, for the show on Friday night 10/23/09.

Quoth the warty one, "After my rude remarks about the Golden Girls, I was unsure of my future with the program, but apparently the people at Fox hate old ladies as much as I do, so I am back on the show."

GWAR's 25th Anniversary epic of earthen escape "Lust in Space" is undeniably still out on Metal Blade Records. Go out and buy a copy even if you have already.
SEE GWAR ON TOUR THIS FALL

10/21 Asheville, NC @ The Orange Peel (With Lamb Of God)
10/23-Richmond. VA @ The National (With Red Chord)
10/24 Elmira, NY @ First Arena (With Lamb Of God)
10/25 London, ONT @ John Labatt Centre (With Lamb Of God)
10/26-Buffalo, NY @ The Town Ballroom (With Red Chord)
10/27-S. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground (With Red Chord)
10/29 Halifax, NS @ Cunard Center (With Lamb Of God)
10/30 Moncton, NB @ Moncton Coliseum –HALL C (With Lamb Of God)
10/31-Worcester, MA @ The Palladium (With Red Chord)
11/1 Montreal, QC @ Club Soda (With Red Chord)
11/2 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy (With Red Chord)
11/4 Louisville, KY @ Expo 5 (With Red Chord)
11/5 Ft. Wayne, IN @ Piere's (With Lamb Of God)
11/6 Milwaukee, WI @ The Eagles Club (With Lamb Of God)
11/7 Springfield, MO @ Shrine Mosque (With Lamb Of God)
11/8 Dallas, TX @ The Door (With Red Chord)
11/9 Tulsa, OK @ Cain's Ballroom (With Red Chord)
11/11 Denver, CO @ Gothic Theater (With Red Chord)
11/12 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater (With Red Chord)
11/13 Tuscon, AZ @ Rialto Theater (With Red Chord)
11/14 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee (With Red Chord)
11/15 San Diego, CA @ House of Blues (With Red Chord)
11/16 Los Angeles, CA @ House of Blues (With Red Chord)
11/18 Ventura, CA @ Ventura Theater (With Red Chord)
11/19 Chico, CA @ Senator Theater (With Red Chord)
11/20 Reno, NV @ The New Oasis (With Red Chord)
11/21 Salt Lake City, UT @ Salt Air Pavilion (With Red Chord)
11/23 Pomona, CA @ Glasshouse (With Red Chord)
11/24 San Francisco, CA @ The Grand (With Red Chord)
11/25 Bend, OR @ Midtown (With Red Chord)
11/27 Portland, OR @ Roseland (With Red Chord)
11/28 Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory (With Red Chord)
11/29 Seatlle, WA @ King Kat Theater (With Red Chord)
11/30 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore (With Red Chord)
12/2 Edmonton, AB @ Events Center (With Red Chord)
12/3 Calgary, AB @ Macewan Hall (With Red Chord)
12/4 Regina, SK @ Riddel Center (With Red Chord)
12/5 Winnipeg, MB @ Garrick (With Red Chord)
12/7 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues (With Red Chord)
12/9 Charlotte, NC @ Tremont Music Hall (With Red Chord)
12/10 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club (With Chord)
12/11 Albany, NY @ Northern Lights (With Red Chord)
12/12 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory (With Red Chord)
12/13 New York, NY @ Irving Plaza (With Red Chord)


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    October 21, 2009

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