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Otep Shamaya debuts her new blog 'Because We Love America...'


Otep Dear Readers,

We regretfully report that the first installment of Otep Shamaya's new blog was effectively and efficiently dismissed and deleted due to graphic and ungodly content that did deliberately and decisively violate a surplus of Internet decency laws and morality codes set forth by us, the Federal Commission on Proper Ethics and Acceptable Citizenship.

If we were to allow this blog to be viewed, it could cause all holy hell to break loose and become a flashpoint for a wave of riotous, obscene, possibly pornographic, arsons of the mind and soul. Indeed, this entry was so offensive and lewdly provocative that a few of our Commissioners had to be hospitalized from the shock and fear they felt after reading this salacious attack on Corporate Interests and the Political Leaders that suck from their plump pouring teat.

For example, we would not want to be responsible for your actions if we were to allow you to read this portion of her entry:

"Yes, friends, if you haven't guessed yet, I am referring to those sad sacks of emptiness, those bloated ticks with the Aryan comb-over and Brioni suits that use religion and xenophobia as weapons to empower their own selfish objectives. These feisty vermin are most commonly called (because they are so very COMMON) "Republican Lobbyists".

These parasites have infiltrated "town hall meetings" pretending to be regular folks with "no party affiliations" spewing Republican talking points & summoning the mobs to the verge of violence. But with a little use of the ole Google it's easy to discover that most of these "mobs" turned out to be seeded with despicable Republican Party Operatives who fuel the fears of the elderly and stir the racist components of their Party into a wheezing, rabid-spitting frenzy to do one thing & one thing only: Defeat President Obama (at all costs) and secure the financial supremacy of Corporate Interests they work for.

Yes, let's ignore the fact that Healthcare Reform will free up small & privately owned businesses from the skyrocketing costs of employee insurance thus increasing the ability to hire more people or give raises to their current employees. Yes, let's ignore the fact that nothing will change with your current insurance (if you're lucky enough to have it). Or that this only affects the uninsured and will make this a healthier nation.

And all this balderdash about "Death Panels" that will "kill the elderly" stemmed from a section of the Healthcare Reform bill concerning Living Wills that was introduced by ..... drum roll please ..... REPUBLICANS!

And yes, let's forget the FACT that the leeches in the Insurance Companies have been donkey-punching the American public since their leather buckled shoes tip-toed onto our colonial soil!

Oh, how quickly some of us forget the last time we've opened our mail to find a medical bill (for hundreds or sometimes thousands of dollars) that the Insurance Company refuses to pay. Then what happens? It goes to collections. And what do we do? We end up cursing the Insurance Companies and wishing there was a better way.

Well, guess what Rubes? There is! And the Obama Administration has it."


As you can plainly see, she is out of her mind. So, we have taken the necessary steps to keep you from feeling any level of emotion or outrage. Passivity and calm are much too important to a successful society. If you were to read much more of her entry, you might be prompted or provoked to take some sort of action; to write a letter, send an email, make a call, or perhaps even show up at one their events and pelt these Republican Operatives, er, we mean Conservative Lobbyists, no, sorry, we mean "Passionate Americans", with rotten eggs and spoiled fish carcasses. Oh no, this can never be. Our mission is to maintain order and civility, which would be truly jeopardized if you were given the chance to read more. For example:

"These Corporate Interests and Republican Operatives have an insane history of deception and violence that has fueled its empire for decades. Remember the "Brookes Brothers Riots" that stopped the Miami-Dade recount during the 2000 Election? Yep. Most of those political perverts ended up working for Republican or Conservative Interest Groups! Nice way to land job security, eh? Indeed, they will lie, intimidate, and manufacture whatever they need to win. These delusional rats only nourishment is power and greed. They use fear to keep the passive mammals in line and destroy anyone or anything that might jeopardize their supremacy. They have transformed something beautiful into an ugly, savage weapon of propaganda."

Again, this type of rhetoric is completely unacceptable in a civilized society. No one, especially degenerates like the writer of this blog, have the right to question the immaculate authority, truthfulness, and wisdom of holy matters such as these. She's lucky we have evolved to such an elevated level. In the old days, she would have been hanged, burned, and drawn and quartered for such treason. And who would blame us? Crimes like these deserve the strictest punishment and the good, god-fearing people of this great, god-fearing nation would applaud our efforts to rid society of this vermin. Just see for yourself:

"And the only thing worse than these villainous protozoans and their diabolical stupidity is the silence of the masses who see it all and do nothing. It's enough to make me violently ill. But hold on, I am not so simple-minded as to lump all Republicans or Conservatives0Ainto one massive amoebic creature with multiple mouths and endless eyes slimming the universe with its excreta. I am aware of the subtleties and differences on the political and social totem. I expect the fanatics to be noisy and the moderates to be, well, moderate. What I do not expect or accept is how they pick and choose their battles. If the good folks who know the truth behind all this remain passive and silent, should we expect to see another Timothy McVeigh? I am reminded of what Martin Luther King Jr. said, "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

See? We told you. Absurd. She's absolutely out of her mind. She's lucky we don't lock her up and throw away the key. But, we're too civilized, apathetic, and passive to do anything about it. So, we will relinquish power over this blog back to this site and hope that her next entry will be polite, well-mannered, courteous, and refined. We appreciate your patience and support in building a better, happier, and safer civilization.

Best wishes and Be on your Best behavior,
Federal Commission on Proper Ethics and Acceptable Citizenship
(a wholly owned subsidiary of American Corporate Interests against Healthcare Reform - "you're stupidity and apathy make us rich!").

OTEP will be releasing its' Victory Records debut, Smash the Control Machine on Aug 18.

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    August 17, 2009

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