GWAR's Oderus Urungus to wrestle the IWA's Tracy Smothers

This just in from Slave Pit Central! On Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 the Earth will tremble with the colossal forces to be unleashed when Oderus Urungus, lead singer of the galaxies most dangerous band, GWAR, meets Tracy Smothers, known large and hairy person, in a no-holds-barred wrestling match of titanic proportion!


Quoteth Oderus, "I have no idea how I got roped into this one. I guess someone is making money off it. No matter! I will be there, with bells on, and this Tracy Smothers so-and-so is going to find out just what it's like to go toe-to toe with an intergalactic god! I just hope he shaves his armpits first."


So be at Schoenbaum Amphitheater, Coonskin Park, Charleston, WV, on June 24th and witness what will certainly go down in history as what happened then. Loser leaves Earth!


"Hell, that makes me want to lose!" said Oderus, right before burying his Cuttlefish in a jar of stewed bloodworms."

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Tags:  GWAR, Metal Blade Records, IWA, Tracey Smothers, wrestling

jason    June 05, 2009